a question...
why on earth am i named R..r..?! uurgh! of all the names in the world?! Robbie?! why?! why?! is this a big joke or what? Robbie? for a girl? my name?
i am a normal girl (except for my abnormal name). i do what normal girls do (except having a name Robbie). i play with dolls, pretend to be a princess, act like a princess. i daydream a lot. well, i also helped with the household chores, of course. i wash the dishes and make my bed. i fix my room once a week and other rooms in the house once a month.
i watch tv a lot, draw pictures and read fictional stories that are either about vampires or about witches. i also chat on the phone for hours with my friends and i have a boy crush like every girl in school. of course, i won't tell who he is. but he's really cute. <*blush*>
see, i'm a very normal, typical girl. so why am i cursed with a name Robbie? why not samantha or bianca or maybe kate? hey, i like kate. kate's a very nice name. 
finally one night, i can't take it anymore. i have to know. i must know... so i went to my dad's laboratory and saw him with my mom mixing some kind of blue liquid with a green one. i approached them. they smiled at me and asked, "what's the matter dear? you look quite upset."
and so, i suddenly blurted it all out almost crying. why the hell they gave me a name of Robbie? why not a more girly name like kate (
)? what were they thinking when they decided to give me that name? were they thinking of anything at all? and then i ended my litany with a sigh...
the answer? "you're a robot, dear. we can't think of a more playful name to give you for there were so many of you when we made you. i guess we run out of names when its already your turn. i remember you were robot number 716. we are very sorry, sweetie. would you like your name changed?"
i just nodded. they changed my name into kate. and from then on, i did not ask any more stupid questions from them. i just kept them to myself.